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Well, read them and weep. $50 fine and
time served.

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Littering, loitering, trespassing. Mac,
we're in a rut.

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Where have all the interesting cases
gone?

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Sumo wrestlers again?

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Next case, sir, people versus Fujiyama
and Ohiro.

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Your Honor, according to witnesses, the
Cheek So Plenty twins here are

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giving a sumo exhibition.

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Mr. Hall was in attendance and
apparently got very upset when he

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wasn't a regular wrestling match.

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No choking, no biting, no gouging, not
one ounce of blood.

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What has the world of sport come to?

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Then Mr. Hall jumped into the ring and
called them tubby sissies.

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I... I think that our friends took
umbrage to that comment. Your Honor,

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men don't speak any English.

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None at all?

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Pop and taco.

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Egg McMuffin.

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Also pancakes.

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Ah, the language of love.

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speak Japanese?

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Anyone else?

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Mac? They're just so darn cute.

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Mac? Making some calls, sir.

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We're going to have to hold this one
over until we can find an interpreter,

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folks.

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Boy, you want to take these guys out and
see if you can find them something to

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eat? Hey, how about some sushi?

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Raw fish.

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Now, listen, I have planned the perfect
evening for us.

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We're going to toast with Dom Perignon,
have some chilled cracked crab, and then

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listen to some boss tunes on my new
compact disc.

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Why don't we just jump into bed?

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Well, there's another option.

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And a mighty fine one at that.

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What are you going to do about it,
Danny?

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I'm going to chill you.

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I'm going to thrill you. I'm going to
make the earth move.

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That was with my shoes on.

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That rumbling you felt a few minutes ago
was a 5 .5 earthquake centered in lower

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Manhattan. That's crazy. There are no
earthquakes in New York. Our city has

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a number of tremors before.

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When? The last was 1984.

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While there may be aftershocks, there is
no reason to panic.

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What? I said there's no reason to panic.

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Hi, everyone.

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Hey, Art, how is everything?

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Not too bad.

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My mother's lumbago is acting up again.

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You know, she's not as young as she used
to be, sir. Art!

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How is everything here?

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Rotten. We just had a nice quick here,
you know.

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If there's another, I suggest we take
refuge in his skull.

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There wasn't too much damage, though,
Your Honor, except for a minor problem

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with the stairs.

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What's the problem with the stairs?

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They're gone.

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They're gone?

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The stairs are gone?

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What are we going to do?

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If I could be so bold, I'd suggest you
use the elevator.

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Thank you.

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Mr. Potato Head.

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Sir, this is Miss Linda Egan. Your
Honor.

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And her students, Ernie, Mary, and Chad.

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They get to spend the night in the
courtroom because they won their student

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government contest.

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It's an honor to meet you, Judge.

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Hey, the pleasure's all mine.

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Out!

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What other sucker's that?

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That's very funny, Ernie.

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And I'm sure I'm going to appreciate it
a lot more if I ever get the feeling

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back in my head.

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Ernie the buzzer.

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I'm sorry, Your Honor. It won't happen
again.

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Mary? I'm Christine.

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I couldn't help but notice your badge.

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Are you a campfire girl? Yes, ma 'am.
Are you a campfire girl, too? For four

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wonderful years.

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Lady, I'd give ten bucks to see you in
your old uniform.

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Chad. Chad, it would only come to here.

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Okay, 20.

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Come on. I'll find you guys front row
seats.

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Next case, sir. People versus DeVries
and Parker.

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Okay, kids, this is what is called an
arraignment. Now, I want you to pay very

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close attention as I ask the prosecutor
here exactly what the charge is.

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They were performing a live sex act,
sir.

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Mr. Segan, what's a live sex act?

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Well, Mary, we'll discuss that on career
day.

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Uh, sir, I don't think this is the case.
We should be trying in front of

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innocent children.

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Right. What else we got, Mac?

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New satanic rituals, sir.

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Anything else?

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Wife swap meet.

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Well, like I said, we'll proceed with
this one as best we can, trying to use

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utmost discretion.

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Dan?

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The defendants are charged with playing
doctor.

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Very good. Apparently it was an
exploratory surgery.

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Sir, perhaps the children should be
excused. Mr.

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Prosecutor, does this get much worse
before it gets any better?

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Well, sir, I was about to introduce the
stage props into evidence.

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Please, God, no.

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If you have any shred of decency, you'll
stop right there.

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As I was saying, exhibit A.

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Oh, take him to holding.

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Come on.

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Yeah, I know.

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The guy upstairs speaks some Japanese,
so I'm going to run slim and tiny up

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there, okay?

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Where will these people learn the right
tool for the right job?

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Dan, why don't you take those props up
to evidence, huh? Right.

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And, uh, Dan?

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No souvenirs.

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Yes, sir.

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Want to see a card trick, Judge?

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Oh, well, Ernie, I'm afraid that a card
trick that I haven't already seen has

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yet to be invented.

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Hear me.

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Pick a card.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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It hurts, right?

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That's a real good trick, Ernie.

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I'd like to show you a little trick. It
involves pliers and fingernails.

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Oh, not another one.

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Everybody just try to stay calm.

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How you doing, Judge?

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All right, Art, what's the bad news?

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Well, my bowling team didn't make the
finals again.

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I know it's not the end of the world,
but... Art!

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There was another tremor. I know. That's
how those people got trapped in the

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elevator. People trapped in an elevator?

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Are they in any danger?

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Of course not.

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Unless you exceed the maximum weight
capacity for the elevator.

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This could take a while.

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I guess we'll just have to entertain
ourselves.

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Any way we can.

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to get you out of there, so stay calm.

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I promise you, everything's gonna be
just fine.

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Unless you run out of air.

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Thank you, Mr. Wizard.

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We gotta find somebody that speaks
Japanese.

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How tall?

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Five -seven.

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Good choice.

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department's all tied up with
emergencies.

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They won't be here for hours.

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Oh, wonderful.

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All right, all right. In the meantime,
we've got to gather together some

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supplies. We'll need some gauze and some
bandages and some rubber tubing for

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tourniquets and a couple of pints of
whole blood.

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I'll just bring Dan's briefcase.

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I just checked the elevator shaft. The
cables are fine. The car's just jammed

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there. Art, there are four people in
that car. Now, are you sure that's not

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much weight?

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I'm positive. It's no problem.

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Good. Unless they're sumo wrestlers or
something.

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This is great.

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This elevator doesn't even have an
emergency phone in it.

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Oh, my God, look at this. This elevator
unsafe for weights exceeding 1 ,000

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pounds.

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320.

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350. And, Raj, you go about...

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115. 115.

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I see. So the uniform weighs, what, 70,
80 pounds?

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Cute fielding.

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Listen, what if the air runs out in
here? How have we been stuck in this

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for over nine hours?

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It's been eight minutes.

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I'm going to be squished to a liquid
pulp. I'm going to die.

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Fielding, it's not a tremor.

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Now, where's that horrible rumbling
noise coming from?

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I think from somewhere in there.

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Hungry.

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Let's hope they never heard of the
Donner Party.

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Don't let on. I have a pack of C -H -U
-C -K -L -E -S.

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What do you think he's saying?

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I don't know, but I think it's something
about singing soprano in the Vienna

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Boys Choir.

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You know, Mr. Egan, I envy you.

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It must be so rewarding being a
schoolteacher, watching those

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Smiling faces, eagerly searching out
life's mysteries.

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Chad is trying to peek up your dress
with mirrors on his shoe.

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Chad!

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Judge, would you look at my calculator?
I think it's broken.

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Yeah. Well, I don't know. It looks...

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are one clever kid. In fact, I bet if I
put you in handcuffs and threw you in a

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tank of water, you could get out in,
what, 25, 30 minutes, huh?

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Hey,

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that wasn't so bad.

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I guess you sort of get used to these
things after a while, huh?

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And they said it wouldn't last.

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Yeah, go ahead. Keep making jokes. I
want to die with a smile on my face.

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Fielding relax, okay?

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Do not tell me what to do.

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If I want to be ordered around by
somebody wearing a paramilitary uniform,

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pay for it, okay?

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You're losing it.

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I'm not losing anything.

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Except maybe my chuckles.

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I've got to get out of here.

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I know what. I'm going to go out that
door and shimmy up those cables.

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Sit down.

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Oh, what?

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or I'll make you sit down.

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You're going to make me sit down? You
are going to make me sit down?

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Any questions?

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Don't you see?

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If the big one hits, I'll die never
having known the joys of physical love.

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Chad, I'm getting just a little tired of
your endless sleazy suggestions and

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your double entendres and your leering
glances.

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Did I mention I could stay until nine on
Saturday?

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Fool,

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what are you doing?

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Found your interpreter, sir.

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excuse me sir do you speak english well

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you haven't found an interpreter you
kidnapped an innocent human being

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hope this doesn't go on my record

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trick, huh?

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Ernie, I am not falling for this one.

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Your Honor, I'm so sorry. Mary was
visiting your bench when she got sick.

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I knew it was real. I knew it was real.

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Kid, one day, one of these mindless
little pranks of yours is going to

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and you're going to be in big trouble.

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They're childish and they're silly.

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And why do I feel... like I've heard
this speech before.

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Well, it's the same one I've given you
about 20 times.

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That's the way grown -ups used to talk
to me when I was a kid. And I acted...

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just like him.

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Oh, God.

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I was a geek.

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I got an idea about the elevator.

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I think it's a brake problem.

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What's with the brake?

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It's in my toolbox.

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What? They put this new hydraulic system
in there, and if I retract the engaging

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mechanism, I think I can get him out of
there.

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How come I didn't think about this
sooner?

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Where the heck was my head?

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Out of appreciation for your help for
us, Art, I'm not going to answer that.

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Isn't that you called my house last
Saturday night?

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Do you mind? I'm busy gasping here.

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Well, gasp quieter.

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They're sleeping.

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I'm claustrophobic, all right?

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You? A man who had sex in a broom
closet?

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I thought it was over like that.

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Come on, Fielding, you've been in tight
situations before.

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Yeah, you bet.

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I once spent the whole night in a
drainpipe.

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Too cheap to spring for a motel room?

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I was eight years old.

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Why'd you do that?

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I was on a dare.

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The other kids thought I was kind of a
creep.

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No.

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I was supposed to crawl through it under
the highway, come out the other side.

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Right in the middle of it, I got stuck.

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It was stifling.

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Suffocating.

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I just hate being in situations where I
do not have control. It's like a big

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rock being put on my chest.

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Like being buried alive.

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Like I'm drowning.

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I've got to get out of here. Dan, Dan. I
want to get out of here. Dan, there's

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nothing to be frightened of.

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I'm going to take care of you.

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Come here.

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Close your eyes.

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Close your eyes.

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I want you to think of a wide open
space.

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It's a football field.

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There are thousands of people there.

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Enjoying the fresh, clean air.

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And you're there too, Dan.

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You're relaxed.

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You're smiling.

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And you're naked.

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Well, what do you hear?

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The ocean.

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Hey, how you doing, Judge?

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All right, how are things going up
there?

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Terrific. I found that issue of Popular
Mechanics.

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Yes,

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sir?

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What's with the elevator?

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It's a go.

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I released the brakes, double -checked
the relays.

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Everything's copacetic.

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You mean all we have to do is push the
button and they'll be back down here?

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I stake my reputation on it.

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Try it anyway, sir.

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So what's wrong?

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It's not moving.

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I guess the contacts must have burnt
out.

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I got just the tool for that.

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It's moving!

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Hey, it's a work of art.

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00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,460
All right, come on, big guy.

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There you go!

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You're safe, just like I promised you.

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Dan, Roz, you all right?

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00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:14,830
Yeah, we're fine.

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00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,790
These guys just freaked out a little.

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They're just big babies.

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Really big diapers.

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Uh, Bull, why don't you get these guys
some grub and be gentle. I've had quite

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shock. Come on, guys.

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Eat! No eat!

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Bathroom!

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I think they want to freshen up first.

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Dan, I must say, I'm proud of you. It
seems that you showed some leadership in

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there. It was nothing.

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00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:52,470
Oh, I don't know. Some people really
might have panicked. For sure.

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00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:57,570
Hey, Rod, you must have been pretty
impressed with old Dan the man here.

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Yeah.

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Dan was a real cool cookie.

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compliment out of that woman.

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Soup, apple, and sandwich.

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00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:22,910
That'll be... I'm paying for those guys,
too.

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$384 .02.

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You take Chevys?

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00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,410
Listen, Ross, I want to tell you how
much I really appreciate you not letting

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to the others that really happened in
that elevator.

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00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,710
I don't want people to know the truth
about that.

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That I was a low -down, nibbling coward?

330
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,190
No, they already know that.

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00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,070
I don't want them to know I was nice to
you.

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00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:00,930
Why?

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00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,330
Because then everybody would want to be
my friend.

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00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,590
Then they'd want to hang around all the
time, and sooner or later, two of them

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would get into an argument, and I'd have
to try and cool them off, but I'm not

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much good at that, so I'd just gun them
all down and end up frying in the

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electric chair.

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Better to be safe than sorry.

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00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:31,610
Well,

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goodbye. This has been most interesting.

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00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:38,730
Maybe we can do it again in, say, 40
years.

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00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,230
Judge, no hard feelings?

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00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:46,630
Hey, no hard feelings at all, Ernie.
You're just a young, enthusiastic kid.

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was a pleasure having you around.

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00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:50,590
Okay. Thanks for everything, Judge. You
bet.

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Judge!

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Oh,

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wonderful third.

349
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:06,940
You just... played a trick that was mean
and childish and stupid.

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00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,240
Does that make you feel better?

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00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,320
No. I feel better because I stole his
watch.